"Eric Gisin" <ericgisin@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> Gov. Schwarzenegger invites alien refugees to find their hearts in San
> Francisco
>
> By MICHAEL ROVIN
>
> SAN FRANCISCO -- Last week the state legislature set aside a small
section
> in the northern part of
> San Francisco for the exclusive use of a very special group.
>
> "Aliens will be moving into 'Little Mercury' sometime next year," said a
> spokesperson for Governor
> Arnold Schwarzenegger. "It's gotten so hot on the first planet that the
> state is allowing a small
> colony of Mercurians to relocate to San Francisco.
>
> "I hope my fellow Earthlings will welcome them, and trust that the
> governor knows what he's doing.
> He has had experience dealing with movie aliens. Hopefully, the
Mercurians
> will be less predatory."
>
> "Little Mercury" will cover a square mile of the city between Chinatown
> and Nob Hill and house
> roughly 2,000 refugees. Despite the governor's concerns, most people
seem
> thrilled with the idea of
> having the short, red-skinned aliens among them.
>
> "I've seen the blueprints and, if nothing else, the structures will be
> very unusual," said
> architect David Swanson. "The buildings will be made of solidified
liquid
> mercury and powered by
> solar panels. It's very funky-looking."
>
> Little Mercury will also have some amazing stores. For example, at the
> Fissure, patrons will be
> able to buy jet-propelled boots and clothes made from heat-reflecting
> Mercurian metal.
>
> "A cool day on Mercury is about 425 degrees Celsius," said Mercurian
> spokesalien Septor rotpeS. "As
> you can imagine, we've developed some very cool and fa****onable
clothing.
> An average garment will
> cost just 200 coins made from that exquisite metal you call 'silver.' "
>
> Mercurian cuisine will be equally unusual.
>
> "I can't wait to go to Merc- Donalds and order Crungis, a blue worm that
> lives in the soil of
> Mercury," said Diane Sails. "The Mercurians cook their food with
sunlight,
> which they say energizes
> the food and makes it healthier. They've brought special magnifiers that
> will enhance Earth's
> sunlight to match the stronger levels on Mercury."
>
> Out of gratitude, the Mercurians have offered their highly advanced
solar
> technology to the White
> House.
>
> "Our panels can extract a large amount of energy from the sun, even at
> this distance," said rotpeS.
> "Automobiles equipped with the panels would permanently end Earth's
> reliance on oil."
>
> A spokesperson for President Bush said he would have to "think about"
> whether the solar panels are
> "a good idea."
>
> Published on: 11/08/2005
> http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61713
>
>
That's not the invite I got. And we are inherently opposed white houses.
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