Mohamed Vadia: Welcome, wrestling fans! Welcome to our show. On my
right side is Chris Assaf and on my left side is Raymond Farrell. Oh,
and I am Mohamed Vadia. Welcome everyone to the Otherworldly Wrestling
Federation!
Raymond Farrell: What a great night this is going to be.
Chris Assaf: I agree with you, Ray. We have an interesting list of
matches lined up here today.
(Music from Dr. Jonathan Parker, PH.D's subliminal tape is played and
the bell rings.)
MV: Okay! Let's go to our first match.
Ring Announcer: This match is scheduled for one fall with a 10-minute
time limit. Introducing first from Auckland, New Zealand, weighing at
112 Pounds, and accompanied to the ring by Kenny, MARY GLONKA!!
CA: What a cute pooch Kenny is!
RF: ((Laughing) You want to pet him?
MV: Yeah, Right! That dog has to work.
CA: I know that. Guide dog for Mary, you know.
(Music from Bret "The Hitman" Hart plays in the background.)
RA: And her opponent, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, he weighs in at
about 115 pounds, Dallas Hart!!!!!!
CA: Dallas Hart is a very talented kid! Emerged victorious over kids
his own age!
MV: And adults too, man!
RF: Can you imagine him being the champion?
MV: A thirteen-year-old kid as the champion?
(The bell rings)
CA: Okay, guys! The match has begun. As we all know, Mary is blind! But
she once told, she can do all things through Christ who strengthens
her.
MV: Yeah? Well......
RF: Okay, Mary and Dallas lock-up. Holding on! Mary being backed into a
corner....almost!
MV: But, she is showing some resistance. Finally, she is able to push
Dallas back, but she falls on her face in the process.
CA: Which could be dangerous for Mary. And I am about right as Dallas
returns with a stomp to the back of Mary's head.
MV: (Shaking his head) She is going to need her God for this one!
RF: Ouch! Chops to her back. That is something you don't see everyday!
MV: Yeah! They are usually at the front.
CA: I don't think it would be a good idea to set her up for an Irish
whip.
RF: No. Dallas is pulling her to the middle of the ring. And NAILS HER
WITH A HARD RIGHT HAND!!!
CA: Mary is dazed right now.
MV: What? Don't use words I can't understand, guy!
CA: (A bit annoyed) It means, she is dizzy!
RF: It could be time for the sharpshooter.
CA: You said it. Dallas is going for it right now. Mary at this point
is trying to resist using her hands!
MV: Dallas is going to win! I am telling you right now!
RF: You could be right, Mohamed. Because he has got her turned over and
is now sitting on her lower back and tugging at her legs.
CA: It's over!
MV: I know! She taps out and IT IS OVER!!!!
(The bell rings and Bret "The Hitman" Hart's music plays)
RA: Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner, DALLAS HART!
CA: That sharpshooter can get you everytime.
RF: I would like to see a kid break the sharpshooter.
MV: That was one of our very interesting matches that we have lined up.
Stay tuned! We will be right back!
(The screen fades to black)
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