Re: TR 5/8 Big Show Synopsis

On May 9, 10:21=A0am, Tom W <blee...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:

> > *PARIS HILTON*
> When this segment started I did something I can't remember ever doing
whil=
e
> watching the Late Show - I changed the channel and watched Tavis Smiley
on=
 PBS
> instead.

David Letterman Still Pretending To Give A **** About Whatever It Is
Paris Hilton Is Yammering On About

Stopping by the heiress-friendly zone of the Ed Sullivan Theatre to
plug her latest exciting venture=97MTV's So You Want to Be Paris
Hilton's New Top Friend or whatever=97the Hottie or the Nottie star
admitted she had never seen an episode of that network's massively
popular realitainment, The Hills. It was a pronouncement so startling=97
where else do people like Hilton turn to fill the long hours between
hair-extension-launch press conferences and the next SLR-hotboxing or
pole-rocking op****tunity?=97that it instantly called to mind her blanket
denial of having ever engaged in drug use of any kind during her post-
incarceration Larry King Live interview. While both statements seem
highly unlikely, King responded by voicing his scepticism on a later
broadcast, while Letterman instead chose to hang himself in his office
by Brooks Brothers necktie 30 minutes after taping.

http://www.defamer.com.au/2008/05/david_letterman_still_pretending_to_give_a=
_****_about_whatever_it_is_paris_hilton_is_yammering_on_about-2.html