Re: Fri. 5/9 'Will it Float?' Sorcery

Helen Read wrote:

> Brady wrote:
>> Earlier tonight, I used a Parker Brothers Ouija brand talking board to 
>> summon the spirit of Irene Ryan. She told me that there will be no 
>> 'Will it Float?' tonight. 
> 
> I just hope that Penn & Teller can save Magicians Week. So far, I have 
> hated each magician more than the last.
> 
>> However, she went on to say that if there *is* a 'Will it Float?' 
>> tonight, tonight's 'Will it Float?' item will be ... some sort of 
>> high-viscosity goo in a plastic container.
> 
> Sounds like the stuff we use for greasing slides on a horn (or Wagner 
> tuba). Definitely float.

Eh, I give tonight's Penn & Teller performance ... 1.5 stovepipe hats 
(out of four).

Blah.

Brady