On May 5, 9:31=A0pm, Robert Cohen <robtco...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> 10. I could've been another suburban housewife loser, but luckily the
> chimp was sick that day
> 9. Sadat =A0would not =A0disclose the tree he would be, damneit-to-helle
> 8. I respect Katherine Hepburn, though =A0the poor woman's low class
> voice grates on me, and have ya ever seen that neck
> 7. If I could be a tree, I'd be a Walters Nut Tree
> 6. I luv to pitch horseshoes, tho close don't count
> 5. I feel sorry for Larry of The 3 Stooges: =A0Moe, Shemp & Curley are
> so fraternal, not Larry
> 4. I was just getting over an affair with Harry Reasoner when Roone
> Areledge gotta hair up his butt, and the rest is network breakthrough
> anchor history
> 3. My hairdresser consults an astrologer before doing my doo
> 2.. President Nixon told me that Jimmy Carter's & Henry Kissinger's
> accents are show biz
> 1. Eat your hearts out Dave Garroway, Jack Lescoule, Frank Blair, Faye
> Emerson and J Fred Muggs: You're almost forgotten and I've been
> mimicked on SNL
Oops, blame it on jangled cliches, as that ole expression goes, "close
only counts in horseshoes, and..., and
bowling, rugby, cricket, croquet, bad minton, target shooting,
archery, checkers, monopoly, clue, hearts, canasta, scrabble,
dodgeball, pointspreads, boxing, diving, gym, what?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horseshoes
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