10. I could've been another suburban housewife loser, but luckily the
chimp was sick that day
9. Sadat would not disclose the tree he would be, damneit-to-helle
8. I respect Katherine Hepburn, though the poor woman's low class
voice grates on me, and have ya ever seen that neck
7. If I could be a tree, I'd be a Walters Nut Tree
6. I luv to pitch horseshoes, tho close don't count
5. I feel sorry for Larry of The 3 Stooges: Moe, Shemp & Curley are
so fraternal, not Larry
4. I was just getting over an affair with Harry Reasoner when Roone
Areledge gotta hair up his butt, and the rest is network breakthrough
anchor history
3. My hairdresser consults an astrologer before doing my doo
2.. President Nixon told me that Jimmy Carter's & Henry Kissinger's
accents are show biz
1. Eat your hearts out Dave Garroway, Jack Lescoule, Frank Blair, Faye
Emerson and J Fred Muggs: You're almost forgotten and I've been
mimicked on SNL
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