"uh Clem..." wrote:
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> <snip>
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> My, my! Look at the time! I've got to dress for my bridge club!
> [Gee mom, isn't that bridge built yet?]
> {No son, and it won't be 'til free hands on both sides of the big
> ditch can press the same button at the same time!}
> [OK dad, I give! Oh boy. Can I eat my breakfast now?]
> {Only if you stay out of trouble boy. Your ****nanigans could cost me
> this election.}
"Happy Valley Condoms. If you lived here, you'd be home by now."
Looking back, I think we spent more time (in college) memorizing
skits than we did, studying.
Priorities! <g>
Notan
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