Something was revealed at a press conference last Friday in California.
But I am pretty sure it was not proof of Bigfoot's existence.
In case you have not been keeping up with the latest Bigfoot news, two
Georgia men claim to have found the body of a Bigfoot this summer in the
isolated woods of northern Georgia.
The Associated Press said they have offered three different accounts of
how
they discovered it.
But no matter, they have the body in a freezer in a secret location, they
have given samples of something for DNA testing, and they have legendary
Bigfoot sup****ter Tom Biscardi promoting their story.
But they have not produced the body, only grainy photographs of it.
They have not protected the chain of evidence for the DNA sample.
And so far, they have nothing but a strange yarn to spin.
Maybe they can get Elvis to perform when they do their next press
conference.
