To quote a favorite prayer of Holiness the Dalai Lama.
May I become at all times, both now and forever
A protector for those without protection
A guide for those who have lost their way
A ****p for those with oceans to cross
A bridge for those with rivers to cross
A sanctuary for those in danger
A lamp for those without light
A place of refuge for those who seek shelter
And a servant to all in need
*curmudgeon*
"The best read illiterate in the country"