An Interesting Halloween Prediction

Oct 31st 2007 12:00 PM

The New York Center for the Strange (I'm not making this up) has 
conducted
a poll  of 355 "statistically representative" witches (really, I'm not
making this up) to determine their opinion of the election line up in
November '08. The results:


Hillary Clinton and Wesley Clark vs. Rudy Giuliani and Mike Huckabee.


The witches agreed to predict the winner of the election as soon as they
could procure an eye of newt for a spell to summon Nostradamus for
counsel.
(OK, I made that up.)


While the witches claim no prophetic augury of the future, it should be
noted that they were correct in the last election. Although, if the Center
aims to "upgrade the perception of witches," I'm afraid they might have
just
lost the sup****t of Obama and Romney voters everywhere!


"There are no enemies in science just anomalies."

*CUR*