Curmudgeon, is the semi-official Reform School
Mascot.
Curmudgeon, kill-filled by all the best people,
in all the best news-groups.
Curmudgeon, putting the kybosh on everyone
and everything since way back when.
Curmudgeon, masquerading as a carbon
based life form.
Curmudgeon, is an insufferable incorrigible
from Hell.
Curmudgeon, is a capricious arbitrary mentor
of intellectual morose.
Curmudgeon is long redundant sage of
the ages.
Chartroom Gossip Monger.
Usenet Wrangler.
Internet Cybernaught.
Paragon of Ineptitude.
Chronic Inertia Master First Class.
Procrastinator Personified.
Existential Academy Reject.
Belligerent Pacifist.
Malicious scalawag beyond redemption.
Fastidious mimic of sarcastic etiquette.
Faux facsimile of intelligent life.
Burlesque practitioner of doggerel.
Cynical Optimist of the zero magnitude.
Pragmatic rascal of sardonic ideals.
Native malcontent of belabored lost causes.
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