"Dobbs" <evanucf@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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> On Wed, 08 Sep 2004 00:32:51 GMT, Rockboy <rockboy@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>
> >I take it you've never heard the rumours about Letterman.
>
> If you are talking about the rumours which have said Letterman was the
> real life inspiration for the Bill Brassky character on Saturday Night
> Live, then yes I have. These are some of Letterman/Brassky's more
> famous exploits:
>
> "He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a
> month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me
> curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Brasky!"
>
> "Bill Brasky had a four day heart attack...a day for each chamber. At
> the autopsy, they said his heart looked like a basketball filled with
> riccotta cheese."
>
> "He went public with his own buttocks and made $7 million."
>
> Dobbs
Letterman is a pussy.