"Will Dockery" <feardevil420@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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>
> Citizen_Cain wrote:
> > "Will Dockery" <feardevil420@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
> > news:ceic1p$rq2@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > >
> > > Citizen___Cain wrote:
> > >
> > > > > > >> >Woodstock Eddy was called by Pasko last week, asking him
> to
> > > > > return.
> > > > > > >If
> > > > > > >> >you'll remember, everybody quit, and me and Carol were
> the
> > > only
> > > > > two
> > > > > > >> >drivers left.
> > > > > > >> >
> > > > > > >> >Pasko didn't mention it, because Eddy turned him down. I
> only
> > > > > heard
> > > > > > >> >about it when I went by and drank a few beers with Eddy
> last
> > > > > night.
> > > > > > >> >
> > > > > > >> >Turns out that Eddy's signed a three year contract with a
> > > pizza
> > > > > > >place
> > > > > > >> >out in Nevada to develop the biz here. The new name:
> > > > > > >> >
> > > > > > >> >Secret Pizza Society & Pub.
> > > > > > >>
> > > > > > >> Do you dream this **** up just to post it?
> > > > > > >I got the news directly from Woodstock Eddy!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > What happened to the pizza joint with the Super Hero theme?
> > > > >
> > > > > Eddy keeps coming up with new names for his place--- Fantastic
> Four
> > > > > Pizzaria was the first name he thought of... then it went to
> Space
> > > Rock
> > > > > Pizza, Pizza Blues Cafe', and others I forget at the moment...
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > Eddy is a pot head moron whose future has the words "Chapter 13"
> in
> > > it,
> > > > Will.
> > >
> > > We'll know how it turns out after it all gets rolling.
> >
> >
> > Anybody who's not a drugged out pothead or chronic alcoholic can
> already see
> > what it will turn out to be, Will. That is, of course, if it ever
> got
> > started in the first place . . . which, given Eddy and you involved
> in the
> > project, it has about as much of a chance of success as say, Al
> Sharpton
> > does of becoming President.
> >
> >
> >
> > > It's more than
> > > just Eddy now, he's got several others investing,
> >
> >
> > Who the **** would be stupid enough to invest in a business with
> Eddy, Will?
> > Who did he con or what drug dealers did he contact? He's a dead man
> if he
> > pisses them off, you know.
> >
> >
> >
> > >including his buddie
> > > from the 'Nam days, Doug Firbank and Sgt. Schmitty,
> >
> >
> > "Buddie" (it's BUDDY you moron) or "buddies," Will?
> >
> > so he won't be
> > > going it alone.
> >
> >
> > So . . . you've got a drug user, a chronic alcoholic slash pothead, a
> > Vietnam veteran, and god knows who else on board?
> >
> > And you seriously think this isn't doomed to failure? How much ****
> have
> > you been smoking lately, Will?
> >
> >
> > >
> > > He's got two of the best pizza cooks in town set to manage/cook,
> Trey
> > > and Amber, so that part's covered.
> >
> >
> > But how are they going to cook the pizzas if they're busy humping in
> the
> > back room, Will?
> >
> >
> >
> > >
> > > He's switching the name slightly now, to something like Secret
> Agent
> > > Pizza, and plans to do it up in a sort of James Bond/Austin Powers
> kind
> > > of way... should be interesting.
> >
> >
> > Yes, to see how soon it takes before Amber and Trey get the place
> closed for
> > health violations, or Eddy commits suicide from the depression of
> going
> > broke.
>
> Yeah, it's all so simple, isn't it?
To those who haven't lost brain cells from drug activity, yes.
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