A. Cain wrote:
> "I P Seldom" <BashfulBladder@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
> news:ktdYb.338354$na.498439@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>>A. Cain wrote:
>>
>>
>>>I promised myself I wouldn't cry!
>>>
>>>
>>>"Chad Bryant" <chad@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>>>news:cgaYb.44$Qq4.74647@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>>
>>>
>>>>Will Dockery (ironywaves@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
) writes:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>"A. Cain" <noemail@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>So I walk into the pizzajoint with the 'letter' in hand,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I'm
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>angry. At the counter, I ask to see the manager. Some
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>cheesyhead
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>kid
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>says 'He's not available. Can I help?'.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Me: "No thanks, I'll come back when the manager is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>here." CheeseHead: Uh, oh wait. Let me get him.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In walks dufus wearing a short white ****rt and I kid you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>not:
>>>>>
>>>>>A
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>>BOW
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>TIE.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Omigod it was hard to be serious about being angry. But
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Me: You know, I've been ordering pizza from you ever
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>since I
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>moved
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>here. At least twice a month I'm sure. But this makes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>it
>>>>>
>>>>>very
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>hard
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>for me to want to buy any more pizza from you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hand him the letter.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>He reads.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Dufus: What night was this?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I tell him.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>What did the driver look like.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I say I don't remember but he was driving a Camero.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Dufus: Ok. Only one Camero. I know exactly who it is.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hang
>>>>>>
>>>>>>on.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Dufus walks away. A few minutes go by. Dufus walks
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>back.
>>>>>
>>>>>With
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>>him,
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>IS THE PIZZABOI!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Dufus tells the pizzaboi to apologize.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Pizzaboi keeps shouting. Saying he never left a letter.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Dufus tells pizzaboi to stop shouting and stop lying
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>about
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>customers.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Pizzaboi shouts louder.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Dufus tells pizzaboi to leave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Dufus to me: I'm very sorry sir. Here's my card.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Please,
>>>>>
>>>>>the
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>>next
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>time you want pizza. Call and tell them I said you could
>>>>>
>>>>>order
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>anything you want. I thank him and go.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>As I leave I find that, pizzaboi had left the store, got
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>in
>>>>>
>>>>>his
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>****ney
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Camero and proceded to back into the side of a pickup
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>truck
>>>>>>
>>>>>>that
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>was
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>pulling into the parking lot.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Seems he just hit the pizzajoint's owner's wife's truck.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hahahahahahahaha. BAD DAY for Pizzaboi!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Gotta love the 'letter'.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>You're lying, ****wit.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Tell that to the second pizzaboi to lose his job,
>>>>>>>>>>>>Boy****er.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Now, PROVE I'm lying. You claim it. You prove it.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>It could work at some pizza joints, but never at Pizza
>>>>>>>>>>>Roma...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>You're not working at the only pizzaroma in the world,
>>>>>>>>>>dipstick.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>we have a
>>>>>>>>>>>copy of "the letter" posted in the office, for laughs.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>SUURE you do.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>BTW, did you know that your google site is in violation of
>>>>>
>>>>>Cor****ate
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>charters? Better go have a look. Not that I'd tell on you
>>>>>>>>>>or anything.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Your plan just won't work, Gary, or it won't work as easily as
>>>>>>>>>you
>>>>>>
>>>>>>plan.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>At
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Pizza Roma, we answer only to Ben... and the only Pizza Roma
>>>>>>>>>that
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>actually
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>has any control on us is *his* Pizza Roma... the others are
>>>>>>>>>"spin
>>>>>>
>>>>>>offs"
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>from
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>the biz, back in the 1980s, and all go their own way.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>You're an idiot, Will. And tell Ben I said he can go ****
>>>>>>>>himself.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>The actual PR we're discussing here in fact "went its own way"
>>>>>>>>>for a
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>number
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>of years before Ben came back and took complete control again,
>>>>>>>>>last
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>year,
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>bringing me along with him. Contact Ben... I'll be curious what
>>>>>>>>>the
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>result
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>will be.
>>>>>>>>>Will
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Got a number or address, pizza boy? Put up or shut up.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Look it up, troll.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Oh, so you're willing to post so many ****ning endorsements of your
>>>>>>employer's business, and even ask people to speak to him ("Contact
>>>>>>Ben...I'll be curious what the result will be") but when called out
>>>>>>on it you wimp out and refuse to do it?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>What a typical pizza boy.
>>>>>
>>>>>You're stupid, Cain... did you actually think I'd post that info just
>>>>>for you to harrass Pizza Roma? You're out of our delivery range. Look
>>>>>it up. Will
>>>>
>>>>Just in case you're not familiar with Der Dinkster, here's some info:
>>>>
>>>>http://www.xxxxxxxxxxxxx.net/
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>DROP AND GIVE ME FIFTY!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>>You messed up the URL, Dink, here, I fixed it:
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>
http://www.snip.rustys.pathetic.attempt.at.posting.an.even.more.pathetic.sta
> lker.site.com
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>>Rusty
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http://www.alexcain.cjb.net/
Rusty
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