"I P Seldom" <BashfulBladder@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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> A. Cain wrote:
>
> > I promised myself I wouldn't cry!
> >
> >
> > "Chad Bryant" <chad@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
> > news:cgaYb.44$Qq4.74647@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >
> >>Will Dockery (ironywaves@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
) writes:
> >>
> >>
> >>>"A. Cain" <noemail@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>So I walk into the pizzajoint with the 'letter' in hand,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>and
> >>>>
> >>>>I'm
> >>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>angry. At the counter, I ask to see the manager. Some
> >>>>>
> >>>>>cheesyhead
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>>kid
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>says 'He's not available. Can I help?'.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>Me: "No thanks, I'll come back when the manager is
> >>>>>>>>>>>>here." CheeseHead: Uh, oh wait. Let me get him.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>In walks dufus wearing a short white shirt and I kid you
> >>>>>>>>>>>>not:
> >>>
> >>>A
> >>>
> >>>>>BOW
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>TIE.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>Omigod it was hard to be serious about being angry. But
> >>>>>>>>>>>>...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>Me: You know, I've been ordering pizza from you ever
> >>>>>>>>>>>>since I
> >>>>>
> >>>>>moved
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>here. At least twice a month I'm sure. But this makes
> >>>>>>>>>>>>it
> >>>
> >>>very
> >>>
> >>>>>>hard
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>for me to want to buy any more pizza from you.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>I hand him the letter.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>He reads.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>Dufus: What night was this?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>I tell him.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>What did the driver look like.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>I say I don't remember but he was driving a Camero.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>Dufus: Ok. Only one Camero. I know exactly who it is.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>Hang
> >>>>
> >>>>on.
> >>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>Dufus walks away. A few minutes go by. Dufus walks
> >>>>>>>>>>>>back.
> >>>
> >>>With
> >>>
> >>>>>him,
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>IS THE PIZZABOI!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>Dufus tells the pizzaboi to apologize.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>Pizzaboi keeps shouting. Saying he never left a letter.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>Dufus tells pizzaboi to stop shouting and stop lying
> >>>>>>>>>>>>about
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>customers.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>Pizzaboi shouts louder.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>Dufus tells pizzaboi to leave.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>Dufus to me: I'm very sorry sir. Here's my card.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>Please,
> >>>
> >>>the
> >>>
> >>>>>next
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>time you want pizza. Call and tell them I said you could
> >>>
> >>>order
> >>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>anything you want. I thank him and go.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>As I leave I find that, pizzaboi had left the store, got
> >>>>>>>>>>>>in
> >>>
> >>>his
> >>>
> >>>>>>>shiney
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>Camero and proceded to back into the side of a pickup
> >>>>>>>>>>>>truck
> >>>>
> >>>>that
> >>>>
> >>>>>>was
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>pulling into the parking lot.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>Seems he just hit the pizzajoint's owner's wife's truck.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>Hahahahahahahaha. BAD DAY for Pizzaboi!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>Gotta love the 'letter'.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>You're lying, fuckwit.
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>Tell that to the second pizzaboi to lose his job,
> >>>>>>>>>>BoyFucker.
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>Now, PROVE I'm lying. You claim it. You prove it.
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>It could work at some pizza joints, but never at Pizza
> >>>>>>>>>Roma...
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>You're not working at the only pizzaroma in the world,
> >>>>>>>>dipstick.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>we have a
> >>>>>>>>>copy of "the letter" posted in the office, for laughs.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>SUURE you do.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>BTW, did you know that your google site is in violation of
> >>>
> >>>Corporate
> >>>
> >>>>>>>>charters? Better go have a look. Not that I'd tell on you
> >>>>>>>>or anything.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>Your plan just won't work, Gary, or it won't work as easily as
> >>>>>>>you
> >>>>
> >>>>plan.
> >>>>
> >>>>>>At
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>>Pizza Roma, we answer only to Ben... and the only Pizza Roma
> >>>>>>>that
> >>>>>
> >>>>>actually
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>>has any control on us is *his* Pizza Roma... the others are
> >>>>>>>"spin
> >>>>
> >>>>offs"
> >>>>
> >>>>>>from
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>>the biz, back in the 1980s, and all go their own way.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>You're an idiot, Will. And tell Ben I said he can go fuck
> >>>>>>himself.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>>The actual PR we're discussing here in fact "went its own way"
> >>>>>>>for a
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>number
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>>of years before Ben came back and took complete control again,
> >>>>>>>last
> >>>>>
> >>>>>year,
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>>bringing me along with him. Contact Ben... I'll be curious what
> >>>>>>>the
> >>>>>
> >>>>>result
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>>will be.
> >>>>>>>Will
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Got a number or address, pizza boy? Put up or shut up.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Look it up, troll.
> >>>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>Oh, so you're willing to post so many shining endorsements of your
> >>>>employer's business, and even ask people to speak to him ("Contact
> >>>>Ben...I'll be curious what the result will be") but when called out
> >>>>on it you wimp out and refuse to do it?
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>What a typical pizza boy.
> >>>
> >>>You're stupid, Cain... did you actually think I'd post that info just
> >>>for you to harrass Pizza Roma? You're out of our delivery range. Look
> >>>it up. Will
> >>
> >>Just in case you're not familiar with Der Dinkster, here's some info:
> >>
> >>http://www.xxxxxxxxxxxxx.net/
> >
> >
> >
> > DROP AND GIVE ME FIFTY!
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
>
> You messed up the URL, Dink, here, I fixed it:
http://www.snip.rustys.pathetic.attempt.at.posting.an.even.more.pathetic.sta
lker.site.com
> Rusty
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