The Emmanuelle Béart picture of the week is at
http://home.grandecom.net/~eacalame/emmanuelle.html
The joke.
On a tour of Australia, the Pope took a few days off to visit the coast
for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in the Pope-mobile
when there was a frantic commotion just off shore. A helpless man, wearing
an English rugby jersey, was struggling frantically to free himself from
the jaws of a 25 foot white pointer shark.
As the Pope watched in horror, a speedboat pulled up with three men
wearing Australian rugby jerseys. One quickly fired a harpoon into the
shark's side while the other two reached out and pulled the blue
semiconscious English fan from the water. Then, using long clubs, the
three beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat.
Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to him. "I give you my
blessing for your brave actions. I heard that there was bitter hatred
between Australian and English rugby fans, but now I have seen with my own
eyes that this is not true. Bless you my sons."
As the Pope drove off, the Aussie harpooner asked his mates, "Who was
that?"
"It was the Pope" one replied. "He's in direct contact with God and has
access to all of God's wisdom."
"Well" the harpooner said, "he may have access to God and his wisdom, but
he doesn't know **** about shark fi****ng. Is the bait holding up OK or do
we need to get another one?"
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Eugene A. Calame eacalame@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Texas USA
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