The Emmanuelle Béart picture of the week is at
http://home.grandecom.net/~eacalame/emmanuelle.html
The joke(s).
Morris, a 60 year old man went to a doctor for a
check-up. The doctor told him,
"You're in terrific shape. There's nothing wrong
with you. Why, you might live forever; you have
the body of a 35 year old. By the way, how old
was your father when he died?"
The 60 year old responded, "Did I say he was dead?"
The doctor was surprised and asked, How old is he
and is he very active?"
Morris, the 60 year old responded,
"Well, he is 82 years old and he still goes skiing
three times a season and surfing three times a week
during the summer."
The doctor couldn't believe it! So he said, "Well,
how old was your grandfather when he died?"
The 60 year old responded again, "Did I say he was
dead?"
The doctor was astonished. He said,
"You mean to tell me you are 60 years old and both
your father and your grandfather are alive? Is
your grandfather very active?"
The 60 year old said, "He goes skiing at least once
a season and surfing once a week during the summer.
Not only that," said Morris, "my grandfather is 106
years old, and next week he is getting married again."
The doctor said, "At 106 years why on earth would
your grandfather wants to get married?"
His patient looked up at the doctor and said, "Did
I say he wanted to?"
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Eugene A. Calame eacalame@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Texas USA
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