The Emmanuelle Béart picture of the week is at
http://home.grandecom.net/~eacalame/emmanuelle.html
The joke(s).
T-****rt Slogans
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So Many Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me.
I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy.
God Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us Friends.
If They Don't Have Chocolate In Heaven, I Ain't Going.
My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips.
(Worn by a pregnant woman) A Man Did This To Me, Oprah!
I Used To Be Schizophrenic, But We're OK Now.
What If The Hokey Pokey Is Really What It's All About?
I Didn't Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a Vegetarian.
Coffee, Chocolate, Men...Some Things Are Just Better Rich.
Gravity... It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's The Law.
If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In The Kitchen.
In America, Anyone Can Be President. That's The Risk You Take.
First Things First, But Not Necessarily In That Order.
(On back of Bikers T-****rt) If you can read this, my *****
has fallen off!
*** Instructor For Hire: First Lesson is FREE
This isn't a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a rampant
love machine!
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Eugene A. Calame eacalame@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Texas USA
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