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The joke.
A farmer was sitting in the neighbourhood bar getting
drunk.
A man came in and asked the farmer, "Hey, why are you
sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?"
The farmer shook his head and replied, "Some things
you just can't explain."
"So what happened that's so horrible?" the man asked
as he sat down next to the farmer.
"Well," the farmer said, "today I was sitting by my
cow, milking her. just as I got the bucket full, she
lifted her left leg and kicked over the bucket."
"Okay," said the man, "but that's not so bad."
"Some things you just can't explain," the farmer
replied.
"So what happened then?" the man asked. The farmer
said,
"I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the
left."
"And then?"
"Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her.
Just as I got the bucket full, she took her right
leg and kicked over the bucket."
The man laughed and said, "Again?"
The farmer replied, "Some things you just can't
explain."
"So, what did you do then?" the man asked.
"I took her right leg this time and tied it to the
post on the right."
"And then?"
"Well, I sat back down and began milking her again.
Just as I got the bucket full, the stupid cow knocked
over the bucket with her tail."
"Hmmm," the man said and nodded his head.
"Some things you just can't explain," the farmer said.
"So, what did you do?" the man asked.
"Well," the farmer said, "I didn't have anymore rope,
so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter.
In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked
in.......some things you just can't explain."
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Eugene A. Calame eacalame@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Texas USA
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