The Emmanuelle Béart picture of the week is at
http://home.grandecom.net/~eacalame/emmanuelle.html
The joke.
A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service. During the interview,
the
interviewer asks the guy if he is a veteran. The guy says "Yes, I fought
over in Vietnam."
Then the interviewer asks if the guy has any disabilities. The guy
responds,
"Well, I stepped on a land mine over there and blew my nuts off."
"Great," responds the interviewer. The disabled Vet gets preference. "You
can start tomorrow morning at 10 a.m."
"But doesn't everyone normally start at 8 a.m.?", asks the guy.
"Yes, But you don't have to worry, we just stand around and scratch our
balls for the first two hours anyway."
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Eugene A. Calame eacalame@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Texas USA
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