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Humor for the week...
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in
her vegetable garden, but no matter what she did, she
couldn't get her tomatoes to ripen. Admiring her
neighbour's garden, which had beautiful bright red
tomatoes, she went one day and inquired of him his
secret.
"It's really quite simple," the old man explained.
"Twice each day, in the morning and in the evening,
I expose myself in front of the tomatoes and they
turn red with embarrassment."
Desperate for the perfect garden, she tried his advice
and proceeded to expose herself to her plants twice
daily. Two weeks passed and her neighbour stopped by
to check her progress.
"So", he asked, "Any luck with your tomatoes?"
"No", she replied excitedly..."but you should see the
size of my cu***bers!..."
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Eugene A. Calame eacalame@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Texas USA
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