The Emmanuelle Béart picture of the week is at
http://home.grandecom.net/~eacalame/emmanuelle.html
You will find links to other Emmanuelle Béart pages there also.
Have a favorite Emmanuelle Béart web page? Post the URL here and I will
add it
to the list.
A farmer Jones joke
Jones went to the beauty parlor to have her hair done while Farmer Jones
went to the feed store to get a new rooster.
Arriving back from the feed store, Farmer Jones realized that he still had
quite a while to wait until his wife was done at the beauty parlor, so he
decided to go to the local cinema and take in a movie. The only problem
was
that he couldn't leave the rooster in the car, as the heat would build up
and might kill the rooster. On the other hand, the cinema had a strict 'no
animals' policy.
Thinking quickly, Farmer Jones shoved the rooster down the front of his
over-alls, bought a ticket, and proceeded into the theater. Finding a seat
next to two young ladies, he sat down to enjoy the movie.
Unknown to Farmer Jones, the rooster had managed to work it's head up and
out of the fly of Jones' over-alls. Startled, the young lady sitting next
to
the farmer ****ged her friend. "Look at what's coming out of that man's
pants!"
Unimpressed, the friend observed, "If you've seen one, you've seen them
all."
"Yes, but this one is eating my popcorn!"
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Running out of pictures. Anybody got any suggestions.
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Eugene A. Calame eacalame@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Texas USA
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