The Emmanuelle Béart picture of the week is at
http://home.grandecom.net/~eacalame/emmanuelle.html
You will find links to other Emmanuelle Béart pages there also.
Have a favorite Emmanuelle Béart web page? Post the URL here and I will
add it
to the list.
A bit of humor to go with the picture.
An American tourist in London found himself needing to take a leak
something
terrible. After a long search he just couldn't find any public bathroom to
relieve himself. So he went down one of the side streets to take care of
business. Just as he was unzipping, a London police officer showed up.
"Look here, old chap, what are you doing?" the officer asked.
"I'm sorry," the American replied, but I really gotta take a leak."
"You can't do that here," the officer told him. "Look, follow me."
The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass,
pretty
flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the policeman, "whiz away."
The American tourist shrugged, turned, unzipped, and started pissing on
the
flowers. "Ahhh," he said in relief. Then turning toward the officer, he
said,
"This is very nice of you. Is this British courtesy?"
"No," retorted the policeman. "It's the French Embassy."
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Note to the French. It's a joke. We really love you.
See alt.fan.emmanuelle-beart. Now who could not love her.
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Eugene A. Calame eacalame@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Texas USA
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