The Emmanuelle Béart picture of the week is at
http://home.grandecom.net/~eacalame/emmanuelle.html
You will find links to other Emmanuelle Béart pages there also.
Have a favorite Emmanuelle Béart web page? Post the URL here and I will
add it
to the list.
A bit of humor to go with the picture.
The City Health Inspector walks into a new restaurant
unannounced and takes a seat to where he can see the
kitchen. While he is sitting there, an order goes back
for a pizza. The chef appears and the Health Inspector
nearly chokes when he see that he is not wearing a
****rt. As if the Health Inspector didn't already have
enough fuel for his citation writing pen, the chef
proceeded to grab a lump of pizza dough and press it
out flat on his bare chest.
Appalled, the Health Inspector had barely finished
writing up this infraction when an order came back for
a hamburger. The cook proceeded to grab a handful of
ground meat and pressed it into a perfect patty in his
armpit. Shocked and bewildered, the Health Inspector
called for the manager and explained the gravity of
the deplorable conditions he had seen.
"That's nothing," said the manager, "you should come
back at five in the morning when he makes the donuts!"
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Eugene A. Calame eacalame@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Texas USA
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