"Ce`" <lalajia@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>> Wait. Wait. Wait. You got through the first three books, and most of
the
>> fourth, and haven't finished? Do yourself a favor. Get through the last
>> pages. YOU HAVE TO DO IT! The "surprise" twist at the end is the
greatest
>> "**** you" ever given by an author to his readers, and will make you
>> laugh
>> hysterically once you find out how the joke is on you.
>
> Oh no. Please tell me you're joking. I don't have to read it do I? :(
>
>> There is no redeeming value in the entire series. But as you have
already
>> made it that far, the last 50 pages will at least give you a great
>> chuckle.
>
> Does Garion fight the Ant People?
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> Do Ce'Nedra and Dweia throw gold coins in the grass?
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> Does a Tree Die in the Woods (and does it make a sound?)
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> Ce'Nedra
>
>
Trust me, if you can swallow your bile to get as far as that guy got, bite
the bullet and finish it. It's like David Eddings reads this group and
thought to himself "This will teach the little bastards". I finished the
first two, knowing they were garbage, in hopes that the whole thing would
get better and that I was missing something.
I wasn't.
If you want, I will ruin the surprise, and tell you what happens.....
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In the end, what's her name, the great cook who is a god-figure, and her
husband who is also a god-figure, just say that the whole thing is a
pointless exercise and they change time to eliminate the Vlad before it is
even born. By doing this, none of the occurences in any of the books
actually happened and it is as if the whole series never happened. It's an
absolutely brilliant "screw you" to the readers.
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