oldmadbadger wrote:
> "Nexie" <greenknight@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
> news:2DZgh.4379$1W1.2944@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> oldmadbadger wrote:
>>> "Nexie" <greenknight@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>>> news:i5Tgh.12347$Qa6.8186@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>>> Of course, when Mr. Bear arrives, I'm up puke creek again....
>>> who's he ? a teddy bear ? your cat has a teddy bear ?
>> Mr. Bear is the cat I'm going to see tomorrow with a view to adopting
>> him. Apparently he's huge, attacks dogs and eats like...well..a bear.
>> Of course, he may just be a bear, in which case, it's been lovely
>> knowing you.
>>
>> I retract all of my attempts at reconciling you with your cat. It is
>> obviously demon-spawn and should be bludgeoned in its sleep, beheaded
>> and buried at a crossroads under a full moon with a silver stake
through
>> its black heart. Either that or nuke it from orbit...it's the only way.
>
> yeahbutnobut ...it's decided to be cute today ...
>
It's obviously cowering from sunlight, the true sign it is an evil
creature of the night.
Went to see Mr. Bear on Sunday. He's a catnip junkie, and attacked two
dogs (and won) whilst I was there. Think lions attacking gazelles and
you get the picture. He really does think he's a grizzly, and quite
frankly I'm not going to argue.
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