"mememe" <slipso@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> In message <4581f1b0$1_4@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>, oldmadbadger
> <oldmadbadger@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> writes
>>
>>"mememe" <slipso@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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>>> In message <cKBch.11262$iZ2.5114@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>, Nexie
>>> <greenknight@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> writes
>>>>For info, you topped the following categories:
>>> <snip>
>>>>Most likely to remove your pants with philosophy
>>>
>>> This was my favourite. I butted brains with Old Badge for what felt
>>> like
>>> many years (though it might have been weeks) before I became happy for
a
>>> long time (which made me disappear) and I would definitely nominate
him
>>> for the above category.
>>
>>what ? what ?
>>
>>more drunken umbrage taken !
> Leave the umbrage alone! It doesn't fancy you!
>
> "Most likely to remove your pants with philosophy" sounds charming to
me,
> I can't imagine why you'd be at all offended. Rather old worldly, a bit
> Stephen Fry, in fact, if you don't mind me saying, though I can't
imagine
> dear Stephen would be the slightest bit interested in *my* pants as they
> are girly knickers. I'd rather someone removed my pants with philosophy
> than with their teeth.
>
>>
>>i don't know where to start ... except with another drink and a fag ...
>>
> That's always a good place to start, especially if you want to get drunk
> and shorten your life by 5 minutes.
life ... nasty, brutish, but not short enough ...
>>a) buttered brains ? i'm a vegetarian i'll have you know ...
>>
> Butted brains, goat-like.
>
> Saw a T-****rt in Battle, East Sus*** on Tuesday that said:
> I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I
> hate plants.
> Considered getting it for youngest son (recently turned veggie) but
> didn't.
>
>>b) you became happy ? i learned from my better half that we create our
own
>>happiness, never rely on others to supply it
> No, others are rather crummy that way. Yes, became happy. Happy most
> days, barring the odd bit of my grumpy partner telling me to **** off.
> He's ill, you know, and has to be forgiven. You too would be grumpy and
> tell the people you love to **** off if you had been ill for three
years.
> But yes, just as well not to rely on him to make me happy. I make my
own
> happiness out of playdough and wa****ng up liquid bottles, with the
> occasional puff of cannabis.
i'm grumpy just because i'm getting old and i feel i should be, strangely
this conformism appeals to me,
but only in a faux manner, in fact "faux" everything is a la mode these
days, don't you think ?
>>
>>c) only politician's promises disappear, not people
> I mean I disappeared from here. When I first got happy, I needed to go
> off and do things. (*** mostly). Then got very busy with trying to have
it
> all (you know: family, children, career). I've missed you all, though.
> It would be nice to be able to drop in every now and then, when I've got
> the time (i.e. when I have the op****tunity to come and sulk in my lair
> e.g. when Mr Slipso is learning new ways to swear at his wife because he
> is pissed off that her career is blossoming whilst his has stalled on
the
> all-night-sofa of chronic illness.)
if it would be nice, then chances are it is nice, so what's stopping you ?
>>d) errr ... what was the other one ?
>>
> Would it be the one about how I manage to say things that are construed
as
> insults even when they are full of warmth and over-familiarity?
oh yeah, been there, done that, we all are, still, i want to dismbowel
Nexie
on a weekly basis but i still love him and
want him to dress up as patsy palmer for me ...
>>e) that's it ...
>
> Shame, I was just getting warmed up.
>
>>
>>> Do I get a goodie bag, like celebrities get at the Oscars, full of
>>> Ferraris and stuff?
>>
>>nope, just an easyjet flight to the seventh level of hell, like the rest
>>of
>>us
>>
>>
> Oh, I was really hoping for Prague.
soooo passe, i'm off to tashkent ...
badger |XXX
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