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Re: HELP!

by mememe <slipso@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Dec 15, 2006 at 02:22 AM

In message <4581fb17$1_4@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>, cips 
<pipzno1@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> writes
>mememe wrote:
>> In message <455f125a_4@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>, cips 
>><pipzno1@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> writes
>>> oldmadbadger wrote:
>>>> was it george w bush ?
>>>>  "Nexie" <greenknight@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message 
>>>>news:V_86h.8485$bC3.1557@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>>>> Who said "Give me (enough/a little) time and I will explain 
>>>>>everything"?
>>>>>
>>>>> It's a line I heard in a recent teleplay about H.G. Wells, and it 
>>>>>have been attributed to him, but I'm certain I've heard it  before. 
>>>>>I've searched loads of quotations websites and can't find  anything 
>>>>>Anyone got any ideas, please?
>>>>>
>>>>> Much obliged, podlings.
>>>>>
>>>>> Nexie xx
>>>>
>>> What happened to slipso gin and cider lady?
>> Slipped back onto the wagon, while my husband was being nice to me 
>>for a spell.  I just don't get to spend any time with you lovely guys 
>>unless  we're rowing.
>
>I  read that as " you only spend time with us if 'we're' rowing"
>
>Oy you **** ! Where have you been ?

<breaks into theatrical tears> I was trying to give you up!  I tried, 
and I tried, but I couldn't stop thinking of you, day and night, night 
and day........
oh bugger, I just can't carry it off.  Okay, I was nagging my children 
and trying to earn a pittance doing something no-one has any respect 
for.

>Don't give me that 'hubby and i were happy ****e' .... its all 
>nonsense, what you need is a lesbian in your life.

It's true.  Some of my friends are getting them and now I'm feeling left 
out.  Is it cheaper than a 42" plasma?

>There, we're having a real row now... I'll get the wine ...
>"i remember when you used to love giving me blow jobs and taking it up 
>the ass!
>These days all you do is shout at me and say i dont understand you! 
>What happened to the days when you wor****ped my *****? YOu absolute 
>***** , i dont know why i ****ing bother!!!!!!!!!
>**** off to your little Internet buddies."
>
Have you been peeking?

>
>
>
> Luckily for you (if not for me) there seems to be a cold
>> spell coming up.  I'm currently sober, but working on it.
>
> i've had a few gl***** , while i chat with my Internet buddy 
>chris........... we both think we've got smoking related cancer 
>...........
>Sma****ng .....
>Its been a long day , death by power point .......... enough said ......
>
I suffered that once, suffered it as I inflicted it on others. What was 
I thinking? Suffice it to say they never asked me back.  All I needed to 
do was talk, just be myself. Powerpoint schmowerpoint.

>
>tired , emotional ...... time for a tuna sammich
>xx

Hey, hang on... you're not ****face in disguise, are you?  Get off your 
mistress's ISP!
-- 
Slips x
---
Slipso at airtight dot demon dot co and don't forget uk
 




 14 Posts in Topic:
HELP!
Nexie <greenknight@[EM  2006-11-14 01:30:29 
Re: HELP!
"oldmadbadger"   2006-11-16 22:55:24 
Re: HELP!
Nexie <greenknight@[EM  2006-11-17 23:37:12 
Re: HELP!
Rock Drill <rock.drill  2006-11-29 00:47:56 
Re: HELP!
cips <pipzno1@[EMAIL P  2006-11-18 14:02:00 
Re: HELP!
"gretchenfetchen&quo  2006-11-19 13:35:43 
Re: HELP!
Nexie <greenknight@[EM  2006-11-20 22:59:08 
Re: HELP!
mememe <slipso@[EMAIL   2006-12-14 22:18:16 
Re: HELP!
"oldmadbadger"   2006-12-14 23:45:18 
Re: HELP!
cips <pipzno1@[EMAIL P  2006-12-15 01:32:04 
Re: HELP!
mememe <slipso@[EMAIL   2006-12-15 00:02:34 
Re: HELP!
"oldmadbadger"   2006-12-15 01:09:00 
Re: HELP!
mememe <slipso@[EMAIL   2006-12-15 01:40:13 
Re: HELP!
mememe <slipso@[EMAIL   2006-12-15 02:22:28 

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