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>, oldmadbadger
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>"mememe" <slipso@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>> In message <cKBch.11262$iZ2.5114@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>, Nexie
>> <greenknight@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> writes
>>>For info, you topped the following categories:
>> <snip>
>>>Most likely to remove your pants with philosophy
>>
>> This was my favourite. I butted brains with Old Badge for what felt
like
>> many years (though it might have been weeks) before I became happy for
a
>> long time (which made me disappear) and I would definitely nominate him
>> for the above category.
>
>what ? what ?
>
>more drunken umbrage taken !
Leave the umbrage alone! It doesn't fancy you!
"Most likely to remove your pants with philosophy" sounds charming to
me, I can't imagine why you'd be at all offended. Rather old worldly, a
bit Stephen Fry, in fact, if you don't mind me saying, though I can't
imagine dear Stephen would be the slightest bit interested in *my* pants
as they are girly knickers. I'd rather someone removed my pants with
philosophy than with their teeth.
>
>i don't know where to start ... except with another drink and a fag ...
>
That's always a good place to start, especially if you want to get drunk
and shorten your life by 5 minutes.
>a) buttered brains ? i'm a vegetarian i'll have you know ...
>
Butted brains, goat-like.
Saw a T-****rt in Battle, East Sus*** on Tuesday that said:
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I
hate plants.
Considered getting it for youngest son (recently turned veggie) but
didn't.
>b) you became happy ? i learned from my better half that we create our
own
>happiness, never rely on others to supply it
No, others are rather crummy that way. Yes, became happy. Happy most
days, barring the odd bit of my grumpy partner telling me to **** off.
He's ill, you know, and has to be forgiven. You too would be grumpy and
tell the people you love to **** off if you had been ill for three
years. But yes, just as well not to rely on him to make me happy. I
make my own happiness out of playdough and wa****ng up liquid bottles,
with the occasional puff of cannabis.
>
>c) only politician's promises disappear, not people
I mean I disappeared from here. When I first got happy, I needed to go
off and do things. (*** mostly). Then got very busy with trying to have
it all (you know: family, children, career). I've missed you all,
though. It would be nice to be able to drop in every now and then, when
I've got the time (i.e. when I have the op****tunity to come and sulk in
my lair e.g. when Mr Slipso is learning new ways to swear at his wife
because he is pissed off that her career is blossoming whilst his has
stalled on the all-night-sofa of chronic illness.)
>
>d) errr ... what was the other one ?
>
Would it be the one about how I manage to say things that are construed
as insults even when they are full of warmth and over-familiarity?
>e) that's it ...
Shame, I was just getting warmed up.
>
>> Do I get a goodie bag, like celebrities get at the Oscars, full of
>> Ferraris and stuff?
>
>nope, just an easyjet flight to the seventh level of hell, like the rest
of
>us
>
>
Oh, I was really hoping for Prague.
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