In message <1upah.32135$Xh3.1766@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>, Nexie
<greenknight@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> writes
>(apologies for the poor grammar, but we are talking about a stiff cock
>up the jacksy)
>
>1. Brian Molko
>2. Marc Bolan
>3. Johnny Depp
>4. Robert Plant
>5. Katie Melua with a strap-on
>
>(I know Katie Melua is not technically a man, but I'm a sucker for
>long, black, curly hair...and a good rogering by a celebrity. Oddly,
>Michael Bolton and George Michael don't appeal. Maybe it's a "Michael"
>thing? Or just "who wants to be shagged by a wannabe" thing. Let's face
>it, George Michael may be famous, but he's most famous for being a
>tramp-****ing cottager. No thanks.)
>
>Sadly, Steven Fry was just pushed out of the top 5, but he is no. 1 in
>my list of top 5 people I'd like to meet socially and top 5 people I'd
>like to be. (love you Steven...and why don't you answer my fan mail?)
>
>Love & hugs,
>
>Nexie x
That was very edifying. With you on Johnny Depp. Though I'd much, much
prefer a good old-fa****oned snog. *** has just been completely hijacked
by the ****-obsessed media.
If you were Steven Fry I would invite you to dinner. But then I would
be too frightened to say anything all evening for fear of being found at
as "not as clever as she's cracked up to be."
I wish I could fly.
--
Slips x


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