Laszlo Kovacs wrote:
> Please donate to help five needy families during this holiday season!
> Even a one dollar gift will help greatly to provide food and gifts for
> five selected under privileged families!
>
> Your generous donation is greatly appreciated! If you cannot afford to
> give, please forward this message to a few of your friends. May the Lord
> bless and keep you safe from harm and danger during this wonderful
> holiday season!
That sounds like a threat to me.
Which Lord are you referring to, cos if it's Sebastian Coe or Gyles
Brandreth, I doubt they could keep anyone safe.
And which needy families are you scrounging for? Ron and Doreen Needy
from Bolton are a couple of crack-headed, soap-dodging pikeys and I'm
not giving them a penny.
But seeing as it is the time of year, i.e. cold, I will donate a one
dollar gift, although after I convert some money into US dollars, find a
shop in Britain that a) will accept foreign currency and b) sells things
for the value of $1 (less conversion charges), I doubt there will be
enough of the dollar left to actually post it to the needy's. I think
it's best all round if I just keep my dollar and spend it on fast drink,
loose cars and strong women.
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