oldmadbadger wrote:
> "Nexie" <greenknight@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
> news:%B2dh.1355$3S1.0@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> oldmadbadger wrote:
>>
>>> all that royalist and roundhead crap is so passe (imagine an acute
accent
>>> there), i'm digging out my old swiss army snipers jacket and my black
>>> leather overcoat and joining the 12th SS Panzer Division ... follow
this
>>> link to some truly scarey folk with too much time on their hands at
>>> weekends ...
>>> http://www.kompanie1.co.uk/Welcome.asp
>> ...et voila! Quote of the day...
>> "Socialising with friends is a big part of what the 12th SS is about."
>> Excellent. What advertising! I'm sold. Sod "Be the best you can"!
>>
>> Join the Hitler Youth! Come for the camping, stay for the book
burnings!
>>
>> When words fail you when you want to say "I love you" to that special
>> someone...try "Bayonet" - the exciting new fragrance from Eva Braun -
it
>> will have her stomach in knots!
>>
>> For the man who demands total dominance in the field of
conflict...Panzer
>> Blitzkrieg, the best a man can get!
>>
>> I have never seen someone resemble a shop mannequin so much as one of
>> kompanie1 (the one in the photo). I still can't decide if it's a real
>> person, or a stunt mannequin for those tricky "taking a 40mm shell
between
>> the eyes" re-enactments.
>>
>>> love and a quick bunk-up in the back of the Kubelwagen,
>
>
> do you think they've asked Pope Naziburger if he'd like to join ? or at
> least lend them his old hitlerjugend ****rt ?
>
> http://www.kompanie1.co.uk/vehicles.htm
>
> i like the look of the half track meself, imagine turning up in the rush
> hour at the m5/m6 interchange and shouting
> "toll charge this ya bastards !" as you cheerfully machine gun the booth
> attendants ...
Put away the COD and walk away. You've played it too much. Trust me, I'm
a recovering Dead Rising addict. The only reason I don't patrol Victoria
Centre with a cricket bat is that I'm now a Gears of War addict and
there's no ****ing way I'm gonna try living out that fantasy with just a
piece of wood on a stick.
> and when i saw the link to "fun pics" i half expected to read "here we
are
> burning the local synagogue last saturday"
Burning synagogues, demagogues, Slip's blogs, hoy vey! What's the
difference?!
> and even further into the pit of madness, i discovered the link to a
russian
> re-enactment group who re-stage the siege
> of Leningrad on the actual site of the battle every year ... which must
> disconcert the local OAPs somewhat ... and not
> an ounce of polonium in sight.
Enemy At The Gates was a ****ing good film though. Makes the 50 million
Russian deaths in WWII almost worthwhile, in my opinion.
> what next - the falklands war re-enactment society ? the tiananamen
square
> re-enactment group ? the batley townswomen's
> guild re-enact the 1984 general election ?
How about the Great 2003 Tesco's Christmas Battery Conflict? I heard
there were relatives brought in from several European countries to
ensure that HFC (Hoodie First Class) Ryan made it home with his AA
batteries to play with his PSP.
If only those who lost their lives knew that he was a spotty,
wank-obsessive, scooby-doo-loving, Nietsche-freak they would have spent
their final hours poli****ng their Volvo instead.
> obersturmbahnfuhrer badger XXX
>
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