anyway, re: your list
>>> 1. Brian Molko
just another Nancy Boy ...
>>> 2. Marc Bolan
well at least he's stiff ...
>>> 3. Johnny Depp
the only one on the list i might be temped by ...
>>> 4. Robert Plant
i presume you mean circa LedZep IV, not his current decrepit state ?
>>> 5. Katie Melua with a strap-on
change this to kate bush and again, temptation rears its ugly head ...
>>> Sadly, Steven Fry was just pushed out of the top 5, but he is no. 1 in
>>> my list of top 5 people I'd like to meet socially and top 5 people I'd
>>> like to be. (love you Steven...and why don't you answer my fan mail?)
did you know Steven Oscar Fry is exactly the same age as me ?, born on the
same day ... maybe we were separated at birth (at which point i was rushed
240 miles by horse drawn ambulance to Liverpool and given to some poor
unsuspecting woman i later learned to refer to as "Mother")
>>>
>>> Love & hugs,
>>>
>>> Nexie x
>>
>> i can only assume that my absence from the above celeb list was an
>> oversight on your part ...
>>
>> badge XXX
>
> Some things just go without saying, and to be fair, you did dominate
> several other categories at the Britcock Awards. You know how
celebrities
> are with awards...you have to share them out.
> For info, you topped the following categories:
> Most desirable threesome
> Person with whom you would most like to share a desert island inhabited
by
> Dido
gratuitous fnarr moment ... i read this as "a desert island inhabited by
Dildo"
> Most likely to remove your pants with philosophy
as a keen follower of modern celebrity trends and in my never ending
search
for meaningless adulation from those younger than myself, i have grown a
bizzarre beard, back-combed my thinning locks, and taken to wearing a
white
scarf and writing a football column in the Guardian in the vain hope that
i
will be mistaken for russel brand
> Best use of a spandex leotard in Civil War reenactment
all that royalist and roundhead crap is so passe (imagine an acute accent
there), i'm digging out my old swiss army snipers jacket and my black
leather overcoat and joining the 12th SS Panzer Division ... follow this
link to some truly scarey folk with too much time on their hands at
weekends
....
http://www.kompanie1.co.uk/Welcome.asp
love and a quick bunk-up in the back of the Kubelwagen,
badger XXX
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