oldmadbadger wrote:
> "Nexie" <greenknight@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
> news:1upah.32135$Xh3.1766@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> (apologies for the poor grammar, but we are talking about a stiff cock
up
>> the jacksy)
>>
>> 1. Brian Molko
>> 2. Marc Bolan
>> 3. Johnny Depp
>> 4. Robert Plant
>> 5. Katie Melua with a strap-on
>>
>> (I know Katie Melua is not technically a man, but I'm a sucker for
long,
>> black, curly hair...and a good rogering by a celebrity. Oddly, Michael
>> Bolton and George Michael don't appeal. Maybe it's a "Michael" thing?
Or
>> just "who wants to be shagged by a wannabe" thing. Let's face it,
George
>> Michael may be famous, but he's most famous for being a tramp-****ing
>> cottager. No thanks.)
>>
>> Sadly, Steven Fry was just pushed out of the top 5, but he is no. 1 in
my
>> list of top 5 people I'd like to meet socially and top 5 people I'd
like
>> to be. (love you Steven...and why don't you answer my fan mail?)
>>
>> Love & hugs,
>>
>> Nexie x
>
> i can only assume that my absence from the above celeb list was an
oversight
> on your part ...
>
> badge XXX
Some things just go without saying, and to be fair, you did dominate
several other categories at the Britcock Awards. You know how
celebrities are with awards...you have to share them out.
For info, you topped the following categories:
Most desirable threesome
Person with whom you would most like to share a desert island inhabited
by Dido
Most likely to remove your pants with philosophy
Best use of a spandex leotard in Civil War reenactment
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