(apologies for the poor grammar, but we are talking about a stiff cock
up the jacksy)
1. Brian Molko
2. Marc Bolan
3. Johnny Depp
4. Robert Plant
5. Katie Melua with a strap-on
(I know Katie Melua is not technically a man, but I'm a sucker for long,
black, curly hair...and a good rogering by a celebrity. Oddly, Michael
Bolton and George Michael don't appeal. Maybe it's a "Michael" thing? Or
just "who wants to be shagged by a wannabe" thing. Let's face it, George
Michael may be famous, but he's most famous for being a tramp-****ing
cottager. No thanks.)
Sadly, Steven Fry was just pushed out of the top 5, but he is no. 1 in
my list of top 5 people I'd like to meet socially and top 5 people I'd
like to be. (love you Steven...and why don't you answer my fan mail?)
Love & hugs,
Nexie x


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