oldmadbadger wrote:
> "mememe" wrote in message
>
>> Isn't it frightening that all of you (well, all four of you) are now
much
>> more funny than Eddie? What is the " " coming to?
>
> we always were, Oscar, we always were ... strangers in a strange land,
> prophets crying in the wilderness,
> baying at the moon, spurned by all and sundry and we like it like that
...
>
>> It's a sad, sad world when I return here from my supposed blissful
>> afei-free existence (and it has become existence again, rather than
>> "life") to find solace in the virtual company that I kept throughout my
>> misery rather than in the real-life substitute that was supposed to
>> relieve me of it.
>
> christ, so many split infinitives that even Trevoe Sorbie would be hard
> pressed to repair them
>
>> Oh dear.
>
> then just do what the rest of us do ... drag our weary carc***** back
here
> whenever the spleen needs venting and the alcohol cup runneth over
> and the howling void of the aether is calling ...
>> I'm not sober enough to work out if I'm making any sense, but what's
worse
>> than that is I'm not sure I particularly care.
>
> you are cordially welcomed to dittoville, arizona, population : 4
There's day trips to Delivrance, Georgia for those so-inclined (and at
times, the inclination is perpendicular), population 7..6..5...
>> Here is my love, which despite positive signs to the contrary when I
>> signed the adoption (that is, marriage) papers, hasn't found a home
>> elsewhere.
>
> golleeeeeee, you old romantic you, we'll all be crying in the aisles if
you
> carry on, come back soon ... sorry, *** back soon
Did you see Russel Brand's thing with Jonathan Ross?
JR - "Have you just compared my ***** to a mole on your back?"
RB - "Maybe they'll get together some time soon"
Mr. Brand goes up in my expectation (fnar fnar) all the time.
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