mememe wrote:
> In message <453fe710$1_4@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>, oldmadbadger
> <oldmadbadger@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> writes
>>
>> "Nexie" <greenknight@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>> news:fKf_g.24729$w07.6588@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>> oldmadbadger wrote:
>>>> hello i always figured this would never happen to me but my bank
>>>> account
>>>> is
>>>> having serious issuses do to a loss of income defect (i was born with
a
>>>> hole
>>>> in my wallet) and need money to have the bank get the hole fixed so
>>>> i am
>>>> asking for donations to help with the cost since i dont have
>>>> insurance so
>>>> if
>>>> you have a paypal account please look into your accounts and donate
>>>> several
>>>> thousand pounds to my paypal email is oldmadbadger@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
i
need
>>>> around 2,000,000 pounds to have the account cleared. This is my last
>>>> resort
>>>> for money i have tried Working Family Tax Credit, my ailing elderly
>>>> mother
>>>> and my miserable ****ing ingrate friends and to my dissapointment
>>>> nothing
>>>> happened SO PLEASE I NEED HELP thank you so much badger XXX
>>>
>>> I must say this really tugged at my heart strings (it's a medical
>>> condition a bit like cheese strings only more cardiaccy, for which I'm
>>> trying to raise £10,000,000,000 to have rectified by homeopathy and
bile
>>> chanting). Unfortunately my Paypal account has been suspended since I
>>> sent
>>> money to a poor orphan in Korea called Kim Jong-il to help pay for his
>>> ingrowing toenail operation.
>>>
>>> Have you tried selling your bum to strangers? Or perhaps your ailing
>>> elderly mother's? Roll up, roll up - penny a pop!
>>
>> i went on holiday to malawi and all i got was a lousy ageing peroxide
>> blonde
>> stick insect fading rock star for an adoptive mother ... boy am i
>> going to
>> enjoy my quiet secluded life in ingerland, wearing t-****rts that cost
>> more
>> than my entire village used to exist on for a month !
>>
>>
> Isn't it frightening that all of you (well, all four of you) are now
> much more funny than Eddie? What is the " " coming to?
How dare you! We always were 8)
> It's a sad, sad world when I return here from my supposed blissful
> afei-free existence (and it has become existence again, rather than
> "life") to find solace in the virtual company that I kept throughout my
> misery rather than in the real-life substitute that was supposed to
> relieve me of it.
>
> Oh dear.
>
> I'm not sober enough to work out if I'm making any sense, but what's
> worse than that is I'm not sure I particularly care.
Perfect sense, although that may change later in the evening when I
follow your example and try to invent a new cocktail from the available
materials. Vodka, Pimms, whisky, cranberry juice, curry sauce and
bacon....Korma Chameleon, here I come!
> Here is my love, which despite positive signs to the contrary when I
> signed the adoption (that is, marriage) papers, hasn't found a home
> elsewhere.
That's your mistake - love doesn't need a home, it just needs a bed for
the night.
Take care chick x
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