"Nexie" <greenknight@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
news:fKf_g.24729$w07.6588@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> oldmadbadger wrote:
>> hello i always figured this would never happen to me but my bank
account
>> is
>> having serious issuses do to a loss of income defect (i was born with a
>> hole
>> in my wallet) and need money to have the bank get the hole fixed so i
am
>> asking for donations to help with the cost since i dont have insurance
so
>> if
>> you have a paypal account please look into your accounts and donate
>> several
>> thousand pounds to my paypal email is oldmadbadger@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
i need
>> around 2,000,000 pounds to have the account cleared. This is my last
>> resort
>> for money i have tried Working Family Tax Credit, my ailing elderly
>> mother
>> and my miserable ****ing ingrate friends and to my dissapointment
nothing
>> happened SO PLEASE I NEED HELP thank you so much badger XXX
>
> I must say this really tugged at my heart strings (it's a medical
> condition a bit like cheese strings only more cardiaccy, for which I'm
> trying to raise £10,000,000,000 to have rectified by homeopathy and bile
> chanting). Unfortunately my Paypal account has been suspended since I
sent
> money to a poor orphan in Korea called Kim Jong-il to help pay for his
> ingrowing toenail operation.
>
> Have you tried selling your bum to strangers? Or perhaps your ailing
> elderly mother's? Roll up, roll up - penny a pop!
i went on holiday to malawi and all i got was a lousy ageing peroxide
blonde
stick insect fading rock star for an adoptive mother ... boy am i going to
enjoy my quiet secluded life in ingerland, wearing t-****rts that cost more
than my entire village used to exist on for a month !
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