oldmadbadger wrote:
> hello i always figured this would never happen to me but my bank account
is
> having serious issuses do to a loss of income defect (i was born with a
hole
> in my wallet) and need money to have the bank get the hole fixed so i am
> asking for donations to help with the cost since i dont have insurance
so if
> you have a paypal account please look into your accounts and donate
several
> thousand pounds to my paypal email is oldmadbadger@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
i need
> around 2,000,000 pounds to have the account cleared. This is my last
resort
> for money i have tried Working Family Tax Credit, my ailing elderly
mother
> and my miserable ****ing ingrate friends and to my dissapointment
nothing
> happened SO PLEASE I NEED HELP thank you so much badger XXX
I must say this really tugged at my heart strings (it's a medical
condition a bit like cheese strings only more cardiaccy, for which I'm
trying to raise £10,000,000,000 to have rectified by homeopathy and bile
chanting). Unfortunately my Paypal account has been suspended since I
sent money to a poor orphan in Korea called Kim Jong-il to help pay for
his ingrowing toenail operation.
Have you tried selling your bum to strangers? Or perhaps your ailing
elderly mother's? Roll up, roll up - penny a pop!
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