oldmadbadger wrote:
> Anyway,
>
> So there i was in the comedy store, watching a sma****ng chap called Tom
> Stade ... when up pops Eddie Izzard..... Well imagine my delight, if
only ..
> i thought.. if only this had been 10 years ago ........
>
> There he was only 3 feet away from me. He has aged somewhat which is
always
> comforting ;i thought it was only me doing "ageing" over the past 10
years.
>
> Tom Stade was far funnier and with such beautiful eyes.. Meanwhile Eddie
> droned on about flies saying "Aye" or "Eye" ( depending on your North -
> South divide) .... Yes, Eddie is still in the world of animals and
insects.
> What next? i thought.. Will Eddie , like myself at aged 8 wonder why
sheep
> bleat "Where?.......... "WHERE?" all day long while nesting in ***brian
> fields.
>
> Ho hum.... Next night i popped into the Albert Hall secret policemans
bash
> .. and there's Eddie again... ( christ , if only it was 10 years ago , i
> thought again , much the same as Eddies material) Aye , Aye , Aye ...
goes
> the fly.......
>
> As i nodded off , i wished i was 10 years younger and Russel Brand was
my
> Euro nanny... Loved Russel and that american lady................ "oh i
hope
> the police find semen in my dead grandmothers vagina."
>
> It occured to me , while sat in the Albert Hall watching these
comedians on
> stage -was akin to watching ones very own local amateur operatics .....
but
> none the less it was a sma****ng night out for someone who doesnt get out
> much.
>
> Green wing were not at their best, Eddie didnt ****ne at the policemans
ball
> as re****ted by the BBC... the mighty boosh were excellent
.................
> NO PIE!
>
> OK that's me for another 20 years
> Izzy Raven if youre still out there, Eddie has gone very wrinkly.
>
> Love cips
> x
I wish I'd read this before your email. Oh well.
I've heard good stuff about Russel Brand, and I really ought not to
judge him by his Big Brother stuff, but I really want to gouge out his
eyes whenever I see him.
Personally, I'd be very disturbed if the police found semen in my dead
grandmother's vagina...not that it was there, but why were they looking?
I always thought sheep were saying "mare" in a halfwit-ovine way to make
people think they were in fact very woolly Shetland ponies. Everyone
loves Shetland ponies and probably wouldn't shave them like cats and
then give them a terminal lobotomy with a nailgun. Or use them as a
substitute for a farmer's wife because it's been three years now and
no-one's looking and they do have such big brown eyes.
Pigeon's use the same trick when the say "cool" all the time (or would
do if they had the appropriate arrangement of tongue and lips to be able
to pronounce L's. Many creatures use this subliminal technique to fool
humans. Lizards and s****s, for example, say very little and so are
frequently ignored and only get fed once a month on dead rodent
ready-meals. If, like their ancestors, they said "food" all the time,
they'd be massive and once again rule the earth until creationists
pointed out that God didn't create dinosaurs and were therefore just a
big archaeological joke by the Big Man.
I actually work with someone who believes that the universe was created
in six days (no room for allegory at all), the Earth was created before
the Sun and it is only several thousand years old, as dictated by The
Book. Now, I'm not against faith per se (I am fairly religious myself in
a heathen, goat-slaughtering way) but when such beliefs are sup****ted by
"logical" arguments such as "there must be a God [and presumably ONLY a
Christian God] because when you look at the human eye, there is no way
such a complex thing could happen by accident", then I'm afraid I draw
the line. If people want to say "I know there's no logical reason for
it, but I choose to believe in (an) omnipotent being(s) who created the
universe for a specific purpose", I'm fine with that. Whatever floats
your boat. But when faith overrules scientifically proven facts and
denies their validity because they contradict a book written by a bunch
of cultists when the Earth was thought to be flat, I'm afraid you've
strayed into the world of make-believe, fairies, unicorns and ***y elves
on a quest for a ring that fits all fingers.
See http://www.creationists.org/index.html
for proof of the homily "a
little knowledge is a dangerous thing" and a few incidental laughs along
the way.
Bless 'em all.
Nexie x
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