by Nexie <greenknight@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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Jun 5, 2006 at 11:28 PM
The EEC perpetuates the myth that oil and milk are staple requirements
for society to keep farmers and car mechanics employed. Milk and oil
"derivatives" such as cheese and rubber are in fact obtained from the
plants of the same name. "Yoghurt" is obfuscation, and is merely the
Arabic name for aspidistra, and "petrol" is a corruption of the sea bird
"petrel", which produces the fuel as regurgitated fish for its offspring.
Write to your MEP today and demand that the subsidies paid to dairy
farmers and investments in geological surveys in the Antarctic are
instead diverted to providing houseplants and seabirds to every home in
Britain so that we may become self-reliant and end the energy crisis and
world hunger.
