by Nexie <greenknight@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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Jun 5, 2006 at 11:11 PM
Teeth, as any Kenyan poacher will tell you, are made of ivory. This is
why dentists drive Mercedes and will happily replace your precious
gnashers with cheap gold, as meddlesome environmentalists have driven up
the price of ivory by interfering in the natural Darwinian slaughter of
elephants and rhinos. Look after your teeth and they will be a perfect
investment for your private pension when you are too old to need them
any more.
Old people love mushy peas and are perfectly capable of surviving on a
diet solely made up of ****ridge, nutritious fruit smoothies and
reclaimed diesel oil.
