by Nexie <greenknight@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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May 31, 2006 at 10:48 PM
Household pet fish bring tranquility to the domestic setting and add
much to the organic decor of a room, but require water to survive.
Suitable substitutes to water in times of drought include parsley sauce
and melted butter. If your prize goldfish are intolerant of the
temperatures of these substitutes, placing them under an oven grill with
a slice of lemon may bring some solace to small children.
The remains of Goldie and Jaws via the ****celain waterfall to Heaven can
then be solemnly proceed without hunger pangs interfering with grief.