by Nexie <greenknight@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
May 28, 2006 at 01:11 AM
Spam makes an ideal moisturising nighttime face-mask as well as drawing
out impurities from greasy skin or blemishes. It also removes navel lint
and can divine the distance and direction to the nearest Satanic coven.
Empty Spam tins make perfect moulds for home-made processed meat blocks
or bullet-proof ear muffs*.
*Except .44 calibre, hollow-point or armour-piercing rounds. Consult
your local weaponsmith or supermarket customer service desk for
professional advice in these cir***stances.
