Knowledge wrote:
> Find Your Soul Mate !
> Cheat Your Wife/Husband!
> Try New Things!
> Or Just Met Friends!
Thanks for the tips. I've found my soul mate; it's James Brown, but I'm
thinking of trading him in for Mark E. Smith. We'll remain in
correspondence though and meet up at Christmas & birthdays.
When my ladyboy mail-order bride/groom arrives from the Philippines I've
already hidden Monopoly cash under the sofa cu****ons and tattooed high
point scoring words on the inside of my eyelids in case we play Scrabble
too (best not to take any chances - some of these Johnny foreigners
speak surprisingly good English).
Tried baked bean and radish sandwiches. Not too impressed. New things
may be overrated. At my age, variations on old themes are quite
exhiliarating enough, thankyou. Not sure how I "try" friends I've just
met, but will persevere and let you know how I get on.
