Cynicor wrote:
> Nexie wrote:
>> Cynicor wrote:
>>
>>> I trust that everyone had a happy and fulfilling Good Friday.
>>
>>
>> With a moniker like Cynicor, you should know that trust is just a
>> gateway to abuse.
>>
>> But yes, thanks, had a lovely holiday. Did a lot of groundwork in the
>> garden. You?
>
> I dressed up as a clown, scared some children, and then sat next to my
> window, staring out with full clownface on until night fell. Then I had
> some brisket, and went back to staring, illuminated by a single bulb,
> until midnight.
And I bet "The Clown At Midnight" is your favourite film. Either that or
you're a really dedicated McDonalds employee (why just scare kids when
you can give them coronary thrombosis and a lack of self-esteem due to
obesity that will ultimately drive them to find a nice high building
with a sniper rifle to make local schoolchildrens' heads pop like jolly
party balloons filled with raw burger meat?). The stars on the name tags
of fast-food staff aren't for good behaviour - they're how many kills
they've had that week without the bodies being found. Why waste a
perfectly good meat grinder on beef?
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