by Nexie <greenknight@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
Mar 31, 2006 at 06:27 PM
From the diary of Sui****, fiendishly oriental half-Siamese mistress of
the paeon known as Nexie....
"March 30th
Having trained the repulsive oaf that if he wants to put me through the
indignity of performing my toilet in the garish plastic tray in full
view of the hors d'oeuvre...sorry, guinea pig...then he had better damn
well get used to his filthy hovel stinking of urine (more than it
already does. Why Holy Bastet saw fit to make such foul-smelling
creatures so olfactorily deficient is one of the injustices of life).
It has dawned on the overgrown chimp that to avoid the smell, it is
better to open the door so I may go about my business as the Goddess
intended. I have been having hours of fun at the monkey's expense by
making plaintive noises at the door so it has to repeatedly get off it's
deformed backside (no-tails still make me shudder) and open the door. I
then glance out with consummate disinterest and walk away. I can do this
every 5-10 minutes for several hours before the big ape's blood pressure
prevents him from playing my game.
It may seem cruel, but one has to keep them from getting bored."
