Quite by accident, (I can assure you it was entirely unfortuitous since I
hardly ever resort to watching the idiot box except when paralytic and
attempting to reach the sweet solace of somnolent oblivion when the
nearest
and dearest is forced by cir***stances of monetary gain to absent herself
from the nest) I found myself propped up in the red striped bathchair
sipping a schooner or twain of an inexpensive, and to be honest, extremely
immature tawny ****t, when the no longer powerful digging forepaws
clutching
the remote televisual controller chanced upon a cinematic presentation
last
eventime, by name, "All the King's Men", pur****tedly "starring" the Izzard
and one Matt Le Blanc ...
wot a bag of ****e ...
seldom in my life have I found myself watching in such open mouthed
astonishment as I did at the depths of mediocrity displayed in this king
sized forcefed genetically engineered Turkey !
it was truly and awesomely awful in every way ... the script was
apparently
randomly generated by thirteen inebriated bonobos, the standard of acting
was below that displayed by the Ulverston Players recent production of
Abigails Party, the sets were decorated by designers sacked from
Crossroads,
the dialogue was written by dyslexic rejects from a grade 7 GCSE English
Literature remedial group and the special effects generated by the team
who
made Sylvester McCoy's Dr Who series so justly infamous.
This abysmal production fell well short of ever attaining the cult status
of
being so-bad-it-was-good and after the initial shock of realising that the
BBC must have somehow parted with some of my hard earned cash to acquire
this bucket of excrement, I lost the will to live and turned off and
joined
the Branch Nexiedian's Die-Now-And Stay-Pretty Movement (with wholly
predictable results - see contem****aneous posting for more details)
Proof, if indeed it were still needed, that all actors are the most
unrepentant whores when it comes to getting their ugly ageing physogs on
the
silver screen, really, hanging is too good for most of them, if I
performed
my job this badly at my place of employment, I would expect and gladly
receive the boot ... they should all be ashamed of themselves
Disgusted of South Lakeland XXX
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