"Nexie" <greenknight@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
news:jrcWf.23180$814.9443@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>I would like to apologise to everyone for my previous message, which
>judging by the hundreds of non-existant, outraged responses, offended
lots
>of non-people. And to all those people who sent me large sums of cash and
>promises of fidelity to me as the new Messiah, I'll be giving you a full
>refund; the cheque's in the post.
> I regret that I know about netiquette, but I think you're all gullible
> buffoons, so I know I can get away with saying anything as long as I
> apologise afterwards. Maybe I'm Catholic. Perhaps I'm just a shallow,
> money-grubbing little weasel hiding behind a cloak of philanthropy. Who
> knows, or cares?
>
> Yours apologetically,
>
> A. Twatt, esq.
I find your apologies nauseatingly condescending and quite frankly I will
not be subscribing to any more of your get-dead-quick schemes, I was
embarassed at finding myself still alive this morning to say the least, my
better half had sold the car and moved in a lodger already in anticipation
of my timely demise, my parents were quite literally mortified by my
appearance at my own wake and my overdraft limit has been reinstated at
the
bank. The availability of countless virgins attending to my every
perverted
whim is no consolation and I feel completely cheated by your arrogant
attitude to my continuing existence, next time you promise someone a seat
at
the right hand of God, I think they deserve something better than just
another day in rain soaked ***bria watching the locals spinning yarns from
Herdwick sheep. You are, in short, a charlatan of the worst kind, a rogue
who obviously exploits the gullible wanderers of the interweb for your own
nefarious ends, and your pathetic excuses for my still inhabiting this
veil
of tears and for the harm you have brought upon my family and colleagues
is
simply scandalous. I shall be forwarding a full description of your
activities to Nicky Campbell (hallowed be his name) and possibly You and
Yours on Radio Four if I can find my red crayon.
Are you by any chance a Scientologist ?
Yours (unfortunately it appears to be in perpetuity)
badger XXX
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