I would like to apologise to everyone for my previous message, which
judging by the hundreds of non-existant, outraged responses, offended
lots of non-people. And to all those people who sent me large sums of
cash and promises of fidelity to me as the new Messiah, I'll be giving
you a full refund; the cheque's in the post.
I regret that I know about netiquette, but I think you're all gullible
buffoons, so I know I can get away with saying anything as long as I
apologise afterwards. Maybe I'm Catholic. Perhaps I'm just a shallow,
money-grubbing little weasel hiding behind a cloak of philanthropy. Who
knows, or cares?
Yours apologetically,
A. Twatt, esq.
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